Seemingly-Needless Jobs
“Don’t know much about history, don’t know much biology…” but I do know that China seems to have more available manpower than other countries. This abundance of manpower leads to jobs which, in other countries, are reserved for special “upper-class” services, being very common.
A few examples I’ve seen so far (and I’ve only been here for three days!):
1. Elevator Ladies - You can occassionally see these in very posh european buildings. In Beijing, I’ve seen more elevators with them than without them - both in apartment buildings and in shopping malls. This job, for those who aren’t familiar with it, involves a person who’s sole responsibility is pressing the buttons of an elevator. So instead of entering the elevator and pressing the button which says “9″ on it, you enter the elevator and say “9″ and she presses it for you. I admit that this is an advantage when the elevator is packed and you can’t seem to reach the button (the elevator lady always stands/sits next to the button) because instead of having to bug someone to press the button for you, you can ask the person who’s job it actually is. But that’s about it.
2. Parking Lot attendants - These are people who’s job is to tell cars where to park in the parking lot. Today I saw a multi-storie parking lot (belonging to a mall) and each floor had at least four of these running around (in my sight), if not more. This does make finding a parking space a bit more easier but frankly I think that most car drivers are perfectly capable of finding these spaces themselves.
3. Private Drivers - Cars are still expensive in China. This is a combined result of cars actually being pretty expensive (compared to the average salary) and a hefty tax imposed by the government. To this you should add the fact that to drive most “good” out-of-city roads you have to pay a toll, plus some extra for parking.. you get the idea. If you buy a car, it means you’re pretty well off. And if you’ve spent so much money, what’s an extra bit of dough to keep a full-time driver on your payroll? It’s like a speaking GPS navigator only it can drive the car by itself and it can wait in the car while you’re buying cigarettes.
Liron
August 23rd, 2006 at 5:52 pm
I admit these are all needless jobs, but they all exists (although rare) here too.
You should try harder to find the really bizare ones that here are unheard of…
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Ori Maoz
August 25th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
I’ve only been here for a few days!
Don’t worry… they’ll be a follow-up post once I find those…
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fiLi
August 23rd, 2006 at 9:03 pm
I think Elevator ladies is something Japanese with their rediciolous dance when the doors open, and you can’t blame the Japanese for abundance of manpower. It’s strange, but service is a lot more important in East-Asian places I visited (Taiwan, HK, Singapore, Vietnam), which is the opposite of what I was expecting. One needs to maintain and show off “face” at all times, and having personal drivers and un-needed services is one of the things that allow that to happen.
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An NengMin
August 24th, 2006 at 9:59 pm
In Russia till the 90′,elevator ladies/gentleman were very common, the interesting thing is that they were common mostly in just apartment buildings,no matter what class was living there…..you made me think now,what is the reason for that…
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Mush
August 25th, 2006 at 10:30 am
Sorry to shatter the myth, but in Russia till the 90′s elevator ladies/gentlemen were
no more common than in other places, and cerainly not in “just apartment buildings”
(unless the apartments in the building belonged to some high ranking party officials).
In fact from what I’ve seen, Russia of the 2000’s has more elevator ladies than Russia of the 80’s, mostly in apartments of the so called “new Russians”.
Anyway, in a month from now I’ll be able to provide an up-to-date report on
the state of Russian affairs in this matter…
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An NengMin
August 25th, 2006 at 11:45 am
As for “new Russians”-I have some kind af a strange allergy…for this issue

Its suprising for me to hear that Russia now has those as well-I bet it is common only for the high class buildings, for in a regular ones they wont stay alive even for half a day….what was worth to think about (at least for me) is that till the 90′ they were working in every bulding-even for the low classes…keep me posted on your visit there,Mush-Mush
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liora Turkaspa
August 24th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
ori, I am a big fan of your blog and learn a lot about China through your
descriptions. Looking forward to the daily entry.
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Ori Maoz
August 25th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Thanks… I hope I can live up to the expectations
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Iftah
August 28th, 2006 at 2:37 am
excellent blog Ori, keep it up!
The elevator lady reminds me of a book by Dr.Seuss called “Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?”
listed in it are some of the most imaginitive useless jobs (and other depressing situations), such as
A bee watcher (everyone knows a bee works harder if its being watched)
A bee watcher watcher (everyone knows the bee watcher works better if he is being watched…)
A bee watcher watcher watcher…watcher.
the elevator lady is at close contest with the watcher
I think the original elevator men were at the time when elevators had no electronics just up-down lever, which may be somewhat of a problem when several people get on the elevator.
I think most jobs will become useless as AI progress and we will all be unemployed… but then that would be the least of our problems when the robots will attack…
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Ori Maoz
August 28th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Maybe they’re a relic of the time where there was a team of oxen going around in circle and raising the platform. They’d feed the oxen, or whip them, or something like that. And press the buttons too. Today, only the buttons remain… but it’s still a very prestigious job!
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David
August 30th, 2006 at 9:35 am
Luckily, there’s still the Halting Problem, that will ensure our gainful employment even in the age of AI.
Until the robots destroy us all, that is.
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Vera
September 2nd, 2006 at 10:51 am
Ori, just discovered about your blog, it is great.
In Japan there are the 1. and the 2., as for the 3rd, I must note that the GPS also stays there for you waiting in the car while you’re buying cigarettes (at least the Japanese one does).
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